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The Monger’s Resolutions

So the New Year has passed, it is now the Year 2018 and we have flying cars and robot hookers like the Jetsons promised us —Don’t give me that look, I know you wanted...

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Today’s Lineup

So you get to the parlor, see that they got you a bored-looking, average-to-ugly old Asian lady, you then ask for a lineup and then they shut the door in your face. Has this...

MP Slang

A AAMP: Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC: american born chinese ABJ: american born japanese Agency: a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for...

Mini NFL Tournament TE Week

Week 9 of the NFL season is in the books.  And sorry to say it was a poor one for the receivers.  Or shall I say for the receivers that got picked this past...

Houston Astros – The Champs!!

Sports Illustrated called it 3 years ago, we couldn’t have called it better ourselves. It was an intense 7 game World Series that culminated in a decisive victory for the Astros, our caps flying...

Mini Tournament NFL WR Week

What are the chances that DeAndre Hopkins can post back-to-back finishes as the week’s top fantasy football receiver? Against the Colts defense, anything is possible. Six teams (Bears, Browns, Chargers, Vikings, Patriots, Steelers) take a...

Mini Tournament NFL Week 2

Week 7 of the NFL season is in the books.  And what a season it has been so far.  Who would have thought the mighty Broncos would get there ass’s kicked by the Chargers of all...

Mini Tournament NFL

Hey, guys its that time of the year again, time to be able to get your bragging rights on. That’s right, Fantasy football, Rubmaps style is here. Who will be the champion this year...

Las Vegas Shooting

It is still hard to process the horrible things that happened last week in Las Vegas. We at Rubmaps would like to thank all the Emergency and First Responders. This is what makes our...

Avoid Fake AMPs

Mongo usually tries to keep the blog funny and informative at the same time, but there’s nothing funny about today’s article unless I crack a joke or two or maybe use a dumb pun,...